Because you don't know, what you don't know.......
1. He's just a BOSS.
1. A follower of Zork the Destroyer (may he be forever young).
2. A Zorkane can be identified by the black and green word cloud unique to the group's speech pattern. And while the origins of this oddity are not completely known, the leading theory suggests a connection between the classifier and the cannibalistic tendencies of the majority of the congregation.
3. The Zorkanes are revered within the community for their past service to the citizenry as well as their continued tireless outreach. There is a no more well respected subset within the city, irrespective of the Kiwanis Club's best efforts.....